Fashion Police

There is a knock at my door. I open it, and a severe looking woman & man are on the other side dressed in all black, with trench coats & note pads in hand. They announce that they are the fashion police. I immediately get very nervous, but still let them in. They start looking through my closet, at my make up, and start scrutinizing what I am wearing. The woman focuses in on my lips, and looks at them under a magnifying glass. She states that I am not wearing lip liner, and this is a direct fashion violation. She explains the need for lip liner, to seal in & border lip glosses & sticks. I receive a brief lesson, and a fine, and they leave.